Farm Chores Before Whores Hat - MM Hats Collection

This Matt Mathews hat lays out your priorities with a wink and a grin thanks to the bold embroidered phrase: “Farm Chores Before Whores.” It’s cheeky, it’s direct, and it’s made for anyone who knows the work has to get done—no matter what distractions show up.

A mix of farm-life practicality and Matt’s signature humor, this cap keeps things light while keeping you covered.

✨ Features:

• Adjustable strap so you can get the perfect fit

• Breathable, comfortable fabric you can wear all day

• A playful, priority-setting message with classic Matt energy + Logo on the side of the hat.

Whether you’re already a Matt Mathews fan or you just love a good laugh with your chores, this hat brings the attitude without trying too hard.

Get the chores done. Have your fun. In that order.